10. Let him oppress just one Kurd a few hours a week.
9. Surprise him with a year's supply of mustache dye.
8. Bring him his old 'World's Greatest Dictator' mug.
7. Laugh at his impression of Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad.
6. Give him a collection of hilarious 'Yo mullah's so fat' jokes.
5. Remind him his one permitted phone call saved him 15% on his car insurance.
4. Membership in the 'Falafel of the Month Club'.
3. Show him some of them 'Hey, Vern' movies.
2. Package of new underpants.
1. Three words: Los Angeles jury."
--from the David Letterman Show
1 comment:
awesome! that's funny!
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